Page 5 – Dumb things maga has said.

Everything woke turns to shit.

When we feel that there are lies being pushed by outlets in this room, we are going to hold those lies accountable.

Karoline Leavitt

It’s not a lie if you believe it to be true.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders

The president in no way, form, or fashion has ever promoted or encouraged violence.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders

I’ve known Jeffrey Epstein for fifteen years. He is a terrific guy. He is a lot of fun to be with. It has even been said he likes beautiful women as much as do, and many of them are on the younger side.

They can’t indict all of us.

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, ‘You’re fired!’

They’re burning our cities, and they’re taking away our churches.

“I committed no crime… and if I did, I didn’t mean to.

Grab ’em by the pussy.

Sea level rise is going to create more oceanfront property.

It’s freezing and snowing in New York – we need global warming!

Why is it that so many who cross the Clinton Crime Syndicate end up dead?

The president doesn’t lie.

Kayleigh McEnany

The electoral college is a disaster for a democracy.

I tested positively toward negative, right?

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich.

As your president, I will do everything in my power to protect our LGBTQ citizens from the violence and oppression of a hateful foreign ideology.

I have no recollection of that.

I’ve got the packet captures. I have the data. I have all the evidence.

Nobody knew health care could be so complicated.

I’m not losing this race — it’s being stolen.

Rules are meant to be broken.

Don’t make me angry. You won’t like me when I’m angry.

Karoline Leavitt

Topics: angry

It’s not a lie if you’re giving facts that you believe to be true.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Florida is where woke goes to die.

We have a president who doesn’t lie.

Kellyanne Conway

We’re not just fighting for the Republican Party; we’re fighting for civilization itself.

Donald Trump Jr.

Give them the old Trump bullshit.

Russia, if you’re listening, I hope you’re able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing. I think you’ll be rewarded mightily by our press.

Microwaves that turn into cameras.

Kellyanne Conway

I am tired of this separation of church and state junk.

“I think the Republican Party has turned its back on America First and the workers and just regular Americans.

Marjorie Taylor Greene

Truth isn’t truth.

Perception is more important than reality. If someone perceives something to be true, it is more important than if it is in fact true.

There’s no such thing as Palestine.

I know words, I have the best words.

There are no conspiracies — but there are no coincidences.

The Democrat Party’s main constituency is made up of Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens, and violent criminals.

Karoline Leavitt

Topics: Democrat Party, Hamas, illegal aliens

God did not put us here to have elections stolen from us.

I do not work for any Russian.

When you come for the day and you go back home, you’re not a protester.

George Washington would have had a hard time beating me.

Show me someone without an ego, and I’ll show you a loser.

Straight people would go extinct within less than two centuries due to LGBT-inclusive educators, calling them ‘trans terrorists’.

Marjorie Taylor Greene

The woke mind virus is the biggest threat to civilization.

Mass immigration is making America unrecognizable.

Hurricane will be tremendously big and tremendously wet.

If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?

I commit to telling the truth from this podium every single day. I commit to speaking on behalf of the President of the United States.

Karoline Leavitt