Page 2 – Dumb things maga has said.

No one elected me because I played volleyball or graduated college or not.

I don’t have a racist bone in my body.

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich.

It was all bullshit.

I never claimed to be Jewish.

Darkness is good. Dick Cheney. Darth Vader. Satan. That’s power.

In the middle of the night, they started dumping ballots.

We don’t take an oath to a wannabe dictator.

I was wrong.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Mine was taken down because we have all the election fraud with these Dominion machines, we have 100 percent proof.

You wouldn’t have COVID without me.

I’m not losing this race — it’s being stolen.

Man, we could use a big fat dose of global warming!

We saw the absence of leadership, really anti-leadership, and what that can do to our country.

This was the largest audience to ever witness an inauguration — period — both in person and around the globe.

I have the right to do whatever I want as president.

They’re not all insurrectionists. Some of them were just good people who walked through an open door.

Jeffrey Epstein, in this person’s view, was not a pedophile.

Not every bad date is sexual assault. We’ve lost the plot.

We have it totally under control. It’s one person coming in from China. It’s going to be just fine.

It’s not a question of if you’ll be deported — it’s a question of when.

You can’t buy class.

Donald Trump Jr.

I have a dream of Nancy Pelosi’s head on a spike

I’ve got the packet captures. I have the data. I have all the evidence.

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I’m more honest and my women are more beautiful.

“I committed no crime… and if I did, I didn’t mean to.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

I know words. I have the best words.

The only way they can take this election away from us is if this is a rigged election.

I don’t need advisors to tell me.

And we’re at the very beginning stages of a very brutal and bloody conflict.

Give them the old Trump bullshit.

I am an indifferent cook, but I can make pie.

Karoline Leavitt

I beat China all the time. All the time.

I am not intersted in the financial security of Americans.

For years to come there are many poeple on the right that are going to have to explain how they fell into this trap of supporting Donald Trump because this is not going to end well.

You know how you make America great again? Tell Donald Trump to go to hell.

I’m like a smart person.

“I can’t believe I’m arguing with this Negro.

I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall.

Democratic socialists want to control you

Under President Trump, we will always stand for law and order.

Kayleigh McEnany

Quiet Piggy.

Canada lives because of the United States, remember that.

I’m proud to be a dirty trickster.

Seth Meyers is highly overrated as a comedian.

Everything woke turns to shit.

Success comes from failure, not from memorizing the right answers.

It’s very easy to speak the truth from this podium when you have a president who is implementing policies that are wildly popular with the American people.

Karoline Leavitt

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.