Dumb things maga has said.

Republicans that vote for Donald Trump would doom the country to a dark and dangerous future.

Assault weapons is a misused term used by suburban soccer moms who do not understand what is being discussed here.

I do not work for any Russian.

I think it’s good to say when we’ve done something wrong.

Marjorie Taylor Greene

The president’s blood oxygen level dropped rapidly. He’s much sicker than the public knows.

I’m not a church boy.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

How’s that hopey-changey stuff working out for ya?

I never claimed to be Jewish.

I would never buy Ivana any decent jewels or pictures. Why give her negotiable assets?

I’m not a political person.

We can stand by the policies, but at this point we cannot stand by the man.

Alyssa Farah Griffin

They’re not all insurrectionists. Some of them were just good people who walked through an open door.

Writing is really hard, and it’s really a skill.

Karoline Leavitt

Mass immigration is making America unrecognizable.

Maybe he should declare martial law.

We can’t solve our problems with political polarization.

I never knew that Hitler said it.

The fact they had a boat land there 500 years ago doesn’t mean that they own the land.

It’s freezing and snowing in New York – we need global warming!

I cherish women. I want to help women. I’m going to be able to do things for women that no other candidate would be able to do, and it’s very important to me.

The term ‘white nationalist’ is a slur.

He was a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren’t captured.

I always did my best to tell the truth.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders

I quit because I think he failed at being the president when we needed him to be that.

The United States and Italy have been friends since Ancient Rome.

I believe Donald Trump as our nominee is going to shatter and fracture the Republican Party and the conservative movement.

Women have one of the great acts of all time. The smart ones act very feminine and needy, but inside they are real killers.

The Potomac river. The beautiful Potomac river. That means lots of water. And the water is right under the building. And they decide to build a basement under the building in the Potomac river.

I’m not saying Joe Biden’s a pedophile, but…

Donald Trump Jr.

I don’t think the Republican Party, or I should say the Republican Party as the vehicle for modern American conservative ideas, survives with Donald Trump.

Straight people would go extinct within less than two centuries due to LGBT-inclusive educators, calling them ‘trans terrorists’.

Marjorie Taylor Greene

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich.

This was the largest audience to ever witness an inauguration — period — both in person and around the globe.

Oh, look, the jihad squad decided to show up for work today.

I’ve been accused of all kinds of things, and to me, it’s just part of life.

I don’t want some obese, out-of-shape woman showing up to save me. Give me a big, strong man.

Musk is a parasitic illegal immigrant. He wants to impose his freak experiments and play-act as God without any respect for the country’s history, values, or traditions.

I beat China all the time. All the time.

Bring your kids in, we are going to change the sex of your child.

You’ve got to own the libs.

Kellyanne Conway

We will never surrender to the woke mob.

The woke mind virus is the biggest threat to civilization.

This is about God vs. Satan

It would take an hour-and-a-half to learn everything there is to learn about missiles. I think I know most of it anyway.

We’re fixing to overturn the results of the election in multiple states.

I love beautiful women, and beautiful women love me.

I think people are realizing [MAGA] was all a lie. It was a big lie for the people.

Marjorie Taylor Greene

Sea level rise is going to create more oceanfront property.

When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending the best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems. They’re bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime. They’re rapists.

Why is it that so many who cross the Clinton Crime Syndicate end up dead?