Dumb things maga has said.

I’ve milked a few cows, spent most of my time walking behind lines of cows, so if you want some ideas on repro and the women’s health thing, I have some definite opinions.

We’re fixing to overturn the results of the election in multiple states.

I’ve never had any trouble in bed, but if I’d had affairs with half the starlets and female athletes the newspapers linked me with, I’d have no time to breathe.

We saw the absence of leadership, really anti-leadership, and what that can do to our country.

If Steve Bannon and I had organized January 6, we would have won. Not to mention, we would’ve been armed.

Marjorie Taylor Greene

Donald Trump will be back in office by August.

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

I don’t think the Republican Party, or I should say the Republican Party as the vehicle for modern American conservative ideas, survives with Donald Trump.

Everyone who’s been attacking me will have egg on their face when the truth comes out.

Oh, look, the jihad squad decided to show up for work today.

You have to treat women like shit.

When we feel that there are lies being pushed by outlets in this room, we are going to hold those lies accountable.

Karoline Leavitt

They are eating the dogs. The people that came in, they are eating the cats. They are eating the pets of the people that live there.

Pronouns suck.

“I try to stay out of politics.

I’ve got a cure for mental health issue. Spank your children more.

I think Viagra is wonderful if you need it.

If Network NEWSCASTS, and their Late Night Shows, are almost 100% Negative to President Donald J. Trump, MAGA, and the Republican Party, shouldn’t their very valuable Broadcast Licenses be terminated? I say, YES!

I give my economy a A-plus-plus-plus-plus-plus-plus.

The Bowling Green massacre — most people don’t know that because it didn’t get covered.

Kellyanne Conway

January 6 was an inside job.

Vivek Ramaswamy

He is THE domestic terrorist of the 21st century.

Anthony Sacaramucci

He was a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren’t captured.

What they’re doing is using COVID to steal an election.

Kimberly Guilfoyle

We’ve seen that the enemy is within.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders

All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s good to be expected.

Show me someone without an ego, and I’ll show you a loser.

I never claimed to be Jewish.

I’ve said that if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I would be dating her.

The Democrat Party is the party of domestic terrorism.

Marjorie Taylor Greene

Bring your kids in, we are going to change the sex of your child.

Look at my African-American!

I have many, many gay friends.

He was into the barely-legal type. Like, he liked 15-year-old girls.

I want to make sure the newspapers weren’t delivered to his residence that morning.

They’ll walk up, and they’ll flip their top, and they’ll flip their panties.

Why should I pay for the degrees of lazy kids who picked useless majors?

We can’t solve our problems with political polarization.

Women will be happy, healthy, confident, and free. You will no longer be thinking about abortion because it is now where it always had to be, with the states.

It’s very easy to speak the truth from this podium when you have a president who is implementing policies that are wildly popular with the American people.

Karoline Leavitt

How about we all come together and stop attacking pedophiles.

Windmills are going to be the death of Scotland and even England if they don’t do something about them. They are ruining the countryside.

The president’s blood oxygen level dropped rapidly. He’s much sicker than the public knows.

I’m not a church boy.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

I never knew that Hitler said it.

“I committed no crime… and if I did, I didn’t mean to.

Slavery was actually taught in a balanced way in Florida.

How’s that hopey-changey stuff working out for ya?

We all make mistakes. I make them all the time.

Success comes from failure, not from memorizing the right answers.