Dumb things maga has said.

You know how many people died in car accidents today? You want to shut down the economy because of that?

Truth isn’t truth.

I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life.

I never claimed to be Jewish.

They’re not lies. If he’s wrong, he’ll be wrong.

The president doesn’t lie.

Kayleigh McEnany

Darkness is good.

I have told white lies for the president.

Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest.

If he shot James Comey, he’d be impeached the next day. Impeach him, and then you can do whatever you want to him.

You are fake news.

Sorry losers and haters, but my IQ is one of the highest – and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault.

Give them the old Trump bullshit.

We have enough evidence to put everybody in prison for life, 300 million people.

I think he’s unfit for office.

You’ve got to own the libs.

Kellyanne Conway

I’m like a smart person.

You know, it doesn’t really matter what the media writes as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.

The Bowling Green massacre.

Kellyanne Conway

Success comes from failure, not from memorizing the right answers.

I do not work for any Russian.

If you get good ratings, they’ll cover you even if you have nothing to say.

No one elected me because I played volleyball or graduated college or not.

Straight people would go extinct within less than two centuries due to LGBT-inclusive educators, calling them ‘trans terrorists’.

Marjorie Taylor Greene

Man, we could use a big fat dose of global warming!

Maybe we should have one religion under God.

A friend of mine who is really smart said you got to be the smartest man in history.

An American president does not lead the Free World by congratulating dictators on winning sham elections.

We won this election by a landslide, and we’re going to prove it!

No one will care about my legacy if I lose. The only thing that matters is winning.

In Springfield, they’re eating the dogs — the people that came in — they’re eating the cats.

Assault weapons is a misused term used by suburban soccer moms who do not understand what is being discussed here.

Slavery was actually taught in a balanced way in Florida.

If I were on a committee, I’d be wasting my time.

Marjorie Taylor Greene

I’m not big on compromise. I understand compromise.

Donald Trump will be back in office by August.

‘National Review’ and ‘The Weekly Standard’ are both left-wing magazines, and I want to destroy them also.

They are poisoning our country. They are poisoning the blood of our country. They’re coming from all over the world. They’re coming from prisons. They’re coming from mental institutions and insane asylums. They’re terrorists. Absolutely that’s poisoning our country. That’s poisoning the blood of our country.

Space lasers controlled by the Rothschilds started the California wildfires.

Marjorie Taylor Greene

I’m not a political person.

I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose voters.

I didn’t even know what the hell the FEC was.

BetteMidler is an extremely unattractive woman.

If are trying to find a sex offender tell us where the guy lives.

I have a dream of Nancy Pelosi’s head on a spike

Send your diplomas back.

I quit because I think he failed at being the president when we needed him to be that.

Merry Christmas to all, including the many Sleazebags who loved Jeffrey Epstein, gave him bundles of money, went to his islan, attended his parties, and thought he was the greatest guy on earth, only to “drop him like a dog” when things got too hot.

The Kraken will be released.

Nuking hurricanes.