Quotes by Donald Trump

Grab ’em by the pussy.

It’s freezing and snowing in New York – we need global warming!

Nuking hurricanes.

I’m a very stable genius.

I know words, I have the best words.

Inject disinfectant.

Very fine people on both sides.

I fell in love with Kim Jong Un.

Windmills cause cancer.

Just remember: what you’re seeing and what you’re reading is not what’s happening.

If you go out and you want to buy groceries, you need a picture on a card, you need ID. You go out, you want to buy anything, you need ID and you need your picture.

If you buy a loaf of bread, you got to have your ID out.

Must be a pretty picture you dropping to your knees.

Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest.

She’s a slob, she talks like a truck driver.

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich.

They’ll walk up, and they’ll flip their top, and they’ll flip their panties.

I love beautiful women, and beautiful women love me.

It’s very possible that I could be the first presidential candidate to run and make money on it.

I generally oppose gun control, but I support the ban on assault weapons.

Wow! Just think — in a couple of years I’ll be dating you.

You have to treat women like shit.

You know, it doesn’t really matter what the media writes as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.

I think if this country gets any kinder or gentler, it’s literally going to cease to exist.

Of course I hate these people and let’s all hate these people because maybe hate is what we need if we’re gonna get something done.

I’m not big on compromise. I understand compromise.

It would take an hour-and-a-half to learn everything there is to learn about missiles. I think I know most of it anyway.

Give them the old Trump bullshit.

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people.

I have one of the great memories of all time.

Why would I want to go to a museum?

Nobody has more respect for women than I do.

We’re building a wall, and Mexico is going to pay for it.

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose voters.

Nobody knew health care could be so complicated.

Russia, if you’re listening, I hope you’re able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing. I think you’ll be rewarded mightily by our press.

I don’t take responsibility at all.

Sea level rise is going to create more oceanfront property.

We are doing so well after the plague. It’s going away.

Around the globe everyone is talking about artificial intelligence. I find that too artificial, I can’t stand it. I don’t even like the name.

The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.

The oceans are going to rise 1/100 of an inch within the next 300 years.

I have the right to do whatever I want as president.

Seth Meyers is highly overrated as a comedian.

People are tired of seeing politicians as all talk and no action.

So many people are on television that don’t know me, and they’re like experts on me.

I have made really some significant deals because I play golf.

If you get good ratings, they’ll cover you even if you have nothing to say.

I understand the military. I know the military.

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, ‘You’re fired!’