Quotes by Donald Trump

I’ve never had any trouble in bed, but if I’d had affairs with half the starlets and female athletes the newspapers linked me with, I’d have no time to breathe.

I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.

Man, we could use a big fat dose of global warming!

BetteMidler is an extremely unattractive woman.

When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending the best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems. They’re bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime. They’re rapists.

You know, it doesn’t really matter what they write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.

Women have one of the great acts of all time. The smart ones act very feminine and needy, but inside they are real killers.

I have seen women manipulate men with just a twitch of their eye — or perhaps another body part.

I’ve said that if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I would be dating her.

We must destroy the FBI.

Illegal immigrants will come into American homes and slit people’s throats.

It’s about justice, not revenge.

I think the good parts are the Trump economy and the bad parts are the Biden economy.

Quiet Piggy.

I’ve known Jeffrey Epstein for fifteen years. He is a terrific guy. He is a lot of fun to be with. It has even been said he likes beautiful women as much as do, and many of them are on the younger side.

I don’t want to talk about it because fake news like you—you’re a terrible reporter—fake news like you just keeps bringing up to deflect from the tremendous success of The Trump Admin.

All I see ‘Wacky’ Marjorie do is COMPLAIN, COMPLAIN, COMPLAIN.

It has not been easy for me.

Everything woke turns to shit.

Nobody knew healthcare could be so complicated.

The electoral college is a disaster for a democracy.

You are fake news.

All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s good to be expected.

Every time I speak of the haters and losers I do so with great love and affection. They cannot help the fact that they were born fucked up!

Rules are meant to be broken.

Hurricane will be tremendously big and tremendously wet.

Success comes from failure, not from memorizing the right answers.

You know, it really doesn`t matter what the media write as long as you`ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.

I know words. I have the best words.

It doesn`t hurt to get more education.

Show me someone without an ego, and I’ll show you a loser.

Russia, if you’re listening…

If we didn’t do testing, we’d have very few cases.

We should bomb the shit out of them.

I tested positively toward negative, right?

We’re going to win so much, you may even get tired of winning.

George Washington would have had a hard time beating me.

You wouldn’t have COVID without me.

Raking the forest floors.

There were airports in 1775.

The Kurds didn’t help us in Normandy.

Stand back and stand by.

I alone can fix it.

They’re rapists.

We should terminate the Constitution.

Maybe we should delay the election.

The sound from windmills causes cancer.

Why don’t we nuke China for COVID?

I could shoot somebody and not lose voters

When you’re a star, they let you do it.